Mary the Doctor the Monster

Mary the doctor the monster

Walked into a bar and one said

Please mister bartender help me

I think one of us may be dead

The bartender poured out two drinks

And asked if a tab should be started

He said two of you have arrived

But one of you’s clearly departed

One took a drink from the counter

And drank it to stake out a claim

One said I did not solicit

One pondered the wages of fame

The second drink was undertaken

The characters ever will thrive

Each generation will meet them

Though Mary’s no longer alive.